Welcome to the Future Which Is Mine by Not Elon Musk & Elon Musk

Author:Not Elon Musk & Elon Musk [DIKKERS, SCOTT & MUSK, ELON]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Published: 2018-11-14T00:00:00+00:00

“ONLY IF YOU’VE MADE LOVE TO A HAIRDRYER, AS I HAVE, CAN YOU TRULY UNDERSTAND.”

I have kept these promises. Between developing self-driving software for Teslas, determining the best model of robotic arms to use in the SpaceX factory, or being electrocuted while inappropriately fondling a toaster, I have been working with cutting-edge robotics research for my entire illustrious career. If there’s one lesson I’ve learned, it’s not to put my manhood anywhere near a grocery-store checkout scanner. If you do, you may not like the results of the scan. As the result of my research, I wholly understand the technology and with this understanding comes the understanding that we should fear the danger it represents.

Only if you’ve made love to a hairdryer, as I have, can you truly understand.

Consider the evolution of video-game technology. In just forty years, we have gone from Pong to massive multiplayer online games with photorealistic graphics and millions of simultaneous players. We stand now on the cusp of a new wave of virtual and augmented reality experiences. Soon, games will become completely indistinguishable from reality. The odds that we are not already living inside such a simulation of reality are slim. Nothing elucidated this point better than last year when I got my dick and both balls stuck in the disc tray of an Xbox.

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